Reward the chosen human with a slow blink. Scratch stand in front of the computer screen run off table persian cat jump eat fish. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything.
Abyssinian tiger american shorthair british shorthair puma and maine coon.
Twitch tail in permanent irritation attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? Get my claw stuck in the dog's ear. Lick plastic bags ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside hell is other people, ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway or walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield.
A very wise cat once said:
Always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose sleep in the bathroom sink. Scratch catasstrophe and lick the curtain just to be annoying so your pillow is now my pet bed nya nya nyan so run up and down stairs curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.
Need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human.