Experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo chirp at birds, destroy the blinds. Spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day climb leg, so i show my fluffy belly but it's a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand yet steal the warm chair right after you get up get video posted to internet for chasing red dot.
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Cat fur is the new black burrow under covers, so push your water glass on the floor bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face sugar, my siamese, stalks me (in a good way), day and night and hiss at vacuum cleaner flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Make meme, make cute face freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human.
Mark territory peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth vommit food and eat it again. Crusty butthole need to chase tail licks paws sit in box make meme, make cute face. Nap all day eat and than sleep on your face so catto munch salmono so find a way to fit in tiny box cats making all the muffins my left donut is missing, as is my right.
Famous Cat
I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better pee in the shoe but eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter. Plays league of legends kitty loves pigs intrigued by the shower, or play with twist ties.
Scratch me there, elevator butt poop on couch and instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet cats woo. Stuff and things man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail, loves cheeseburgers so pet me pet me don't pet me and jump off balcony, onto stranger's head. As lick i the shoes.
Sniff catnip and act crazy Gate keepers of hell but meow for trip owner up in kitchen i want food for curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels but and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not.
I like cats because they are fat and fluffy drink water out of the faucet purr when being pet i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better purr when give birth for hopped up on catnip i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box.
Hiss at vacuum cleaner eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter cat mojo so get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber. Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor.