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Date: Mon, 26 Aug 2002 09:56:55 -0700

R. A. Hettinga wrote:
> And then there was the one from Prairie Home Companion:
> 
> Q. Why is a viola larger than a violin?
> A. It  just looks that way because a violin player's head is bigger.

Suggested variation:

Q. Why does the concertmaster play a smaller violin
    than the rest of the violinists?
A. It just looks that way because his head is bigger.

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