(function(root, factory) {
if(typeof define === 'function' && define.amd) {
define(['exports'], function(exports) {
root.Furkan = factory(root, exports);
});
} else if (typeof exports !== 'undefined') {
factory(root, exports);
} else {
root.Furkan = factory(root, {});
}
}(this, function(root, Furkan) {
var BAD_ASS = "hi";
Furkan.VERSION = "0.1.3";
Furkan.NAME = "Furkan";
Furkan.ERAY = "fuckin\'";
Furkan.YES = 1;
Furkan.NO = 0;
Furkan.ARRAY = [];
Furkan.SPACE = " ";
Furkan.LIP = ":*";
Furkan.HAPPY = 0;
Furkan.HOME = "http://wzzp.in:1337";
Furkan.RELATIONSHIP = "Single";
Furkan.SELFIE = undefined;
Furkan.kiss = function() {
this.HAPPY++;
return this.LIP;
};
Furkan.love = function() {
this.HAPPY--;
throw new Error("No Way Pointer Exception");
}
Furkan.whoami = function() {
return this.NAME;
};
Furkan.status = function() {
return this.RELATIONSHIP;
};
Furkan.mood = function() {
var tempHappy = this.HAPPY;
if(tempHappy == 0) {
return this.ERAY;
} else if(tempHappy>0 && tempHappy<4) {
return this.LIP;
} else {
return BAD_ASS;
}
};
Furkan.say = function(text) {
if(text.toLowerCase() == BAD_ASS) {
if(this.HAPPY-1!=-1) {
this.HAPPY--;
}
throw new Error(
this.NAME+
this.SPACE+
'dont'+
this.SPACE+
'apply'+
this.SPACE+
this.ERAY+
this.SPACE+
'this'+
this.SPACE+
'text!'
);
}
return text + this.SPACE + this.NAME;
};
Furkan.amicute = function() {
return this.YES;
};
Furkan.addSelfie = function(r) {
var img = document.createElement('img');
img.src = r.data.avatar_url;
this.SELFIE.appendChild(img);
return undefined;
};
Furkan.giffMe = function() {
for (var name in window)
if (window[name] === this)
return name;
};
Furkan.jsonP = function(url) {
var script = document.createElement('script');
script.src = url;
document.getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(script);
};
Furkan.service = function(data, service) {
alert(data+" "+service);
};
Furkan.call = function(service) {
this.jsonP(this.HOME+"/?callback="+this.giffMe()+".service&service="+service);
};
Furkan.show = function(n) {
this.SELFIE = n;
this.jsonP('https://api.github.com/users/frknbasaran?callback='+this.giffMe()+'.addSelfie')
this.HAPPY++;this.HAPPY++;this.HAPPY++;
return undefined;
};
Furkan["1337"] = function() {
return "Furk4n";
};
var Dolly = function () {
var options, name, src, copy, copyIsArray, clone, target = arguments[0] || {}, i = 1, length = arguments.length, deep = false;
if ( typeof target === "boolean" ) {
deep = target;
target = arguments[ i ] || {};
i++;
}
if ( typeof target !== "object" && !(Object.prototype.toString.call( target ) === '[object Function]') ) {
target = {};
}
if ( i === length ) {
target = this;
i--;
}
for ( ; i < length; i++ ) {
if ( (options = arguments[ i ]) != null ) {
for ( name in options ) {
src = target[ name ];
copy = options[ name ];
if ( target === copy ) {
continue;
}
if ( deep && copy && ( (copy.toString()==="[object Object]") ||
(copyIsArray = (Object.prototype.toString.call( copy ) === '[object Array]')) ) ) {
if ( copyIsArray ) {
copyIsArray = false;
clone = src && (Object.prototype.toString.call( src ) === '[object Array]') ? src : [];
} else {
clone = src && (src.toString()==="[object Object]") ? src : {};
}
target[ name ] = Dolly( deep, clone, copy );
} else if ( copy !== undefined ) {
target[ name ] = copy;
}
}
}
} return target;
};
Furkan.extend = function(args) {
this.HAPPY--;
return Dolly(true,Dolly(true, {}, Furkan),args);
};
return Furkan;
}));