# John's Apple Pies

Fresh apple pies from a farm, sold by a man called John.

## Genuine

None of our apple pies are fake. They are all genuine, and not plastic (unlike our carrot pies).

## Watery

All of our apple pies contain about 60% water. Water is good for you. Our apple pies, therefore, are good for you.

# You know you want one.

Buy an apple pie before it's too late.

# Our latest offers

# Yellow pie

A fresh pie made of rotten yellow apples. Mmm, tasty!

# Green pie

A fresh pie made of rotten green apples. Mmm, tasty!

# Yellow pie

A fresh pie made of rotten yellow apples. Mmm, tasty!

# Green pie

A fresh pie made of rotten green apples. Mmm, tasty!

# Yellow pie

A fresh pie made of rotten yellow apples. Mmm, tasty!

# Green pie

A fresh pie made of rotten green apples. Mmm, tasty!

# Yellow pie

A fresh pie made of rotten yellow apples. Mmm, tasty!

# Green pie

A fresh pie made of rotten green apples. Mmm, tasty!

# Yellow pie

A fresh pie made of rotten yellow apples. Mmm, tasty!

## Genuine Testimonials

Lovely pies! Very tasty!

I found a slug. It was moving. Very tasty slug!

Colour | Price | Tastiness
--- | --- | ---
Yellow | £42-ish | Not that tasty.
Green | Too much | It's OK.
Blue | Doesn't exist | As I said, doesn't exist.

## Order

Quantity
30 50 70
I agree to the terms and conditions.

# Terms and Conditions

### Section 1.1

I agree not to eat the apple pies that I am sent.

### Section 1.2

I agree not to order yellow pies.

### Section 1.4

I agree not to eat the slugs.