These are kittens.

Here's a fantastic tweet I wrote.

Here's where I rant about how we are breaking the web, and what we should do to stop it. http://t.co/XoSftGYeAl pic.twitter.com/uk9C1TpnMQ

— Nicolas Bevacqua (@nzgb) October 30, 2014

Here's another great tweet.

Delusional Man Turning Off Laptop Like He’s Done With It For Night http://t.co/lH0I2btaKx pic.twitter.com/HaJd4QRIXH

— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 28, 2015

And one last tweet, promise!

How to Open Source: Make useful things Contribute Be nice

— kj (@dam) May 2, 2015

Learn more about the awesome code I write, at: Pony Foo.

/sarcasm